I'm engaged!

She said yes!

Wait A Second...

"Hey... If Chris hates Twitter so much, why is he using his blog like
Twitter??"

Shut It.

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Open At 9AM

The local Taco Bell boasts with a large sign "Open At 9AM." Some
people find Taco Bell appitizing as I do, but who's got that hankering
at breakfast time?

No thank you to that!

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It's Summer!

I just got my first "Is it hot enough for ya?" of the season. It came
in the parking lot at work as I headed out for some Burgerfresh (the
workd's best burger). Sharp wit my man.

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Have A Nice Day

The cashier just told me to "Have a good evening.". It's 8AM. She
didn't correct herself or try to take it back so I guess she meant it.

I will. I'll compound that though and have a good day too. Thank you.

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When A Bumper Sticker Won't Do

I saw this in the Taco Bell parking lot. Certainly a sleek alternative
to bumper stickers for your political opinions and short stories.

(Note the Ironic spelling of "idiotes.")

BEST VIDEO EVER

I recorded Jimmy Fallon’s show because Mark Paul Gosselaar was on. I watched it today. It was the best interview EVER!!

It made me go back to look at old episodes. Jimmy Fallon is orchestrating a Saved By The Bell reunion. The first 3 episodes are at the bottom of this page:

http://tvseriesfinale.com/articles/saved-by-the-bell-jimmy-fallon-reunion/

They’re great, especially the third!

Then the fourth, the one from last night (the peak of late night TV):

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2009/06/zack-attacks-late-night-signs-on-for-the-reunion/

Fallon should retire now. He, nor anyone else, will ever top that last video.

Conan's Set Is From The Mushroom Kingdom

Seriouslunch.blogspot.com determined that Conan's set looks like it's from Super Mario Bros.

Pretty funny when you overlay it. Click for a wider image: